Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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