I feel like I'm in dance class right now
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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