I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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