i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
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Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
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I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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