If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
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pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
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Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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