Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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