So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
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LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
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Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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