You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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