hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
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i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
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Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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