Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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