Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
You pole danced in your parka.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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