google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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