felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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