I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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