she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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