Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
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There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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