He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
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I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
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Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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