yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
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im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
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You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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