and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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