it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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