is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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