So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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