I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
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Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
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dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.