So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Randomize
