Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
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I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
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Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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