omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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