She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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