Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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