oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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