that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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