You smell like stripper and shame
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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