You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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