Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
