About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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