Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
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I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
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I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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