i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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