after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Did we literally take a cab across the street
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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