Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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