remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
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He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
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