im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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