ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
