I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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