You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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