Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
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Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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