I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
In America we eat man semen.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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