What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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