I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I think people are normalizing furries
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Randomize
