these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
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