he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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