i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
people are starting to question the shark bite story
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!