i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I should be sponsored by Trojan
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.