it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
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I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
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My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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