it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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