awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
be right there i have to get my cape
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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