i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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